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Pinkie: …Ah. So it’s a maze town! 83
Spike: Well, guess they WERE pretty inept pirates then, leaving all the nailed-down stuff…
Spike: B.M., when will you learn…you can’t win against Thief!
Pinkie: Yeah, but why would Thief be looking in the town? I mean, there’s PIRATES there. Wouldn’t it be more logical to check their ship first for loot, since they likely already robbed stuff?
Spike: Well, that depends on how thorough they were…pirates can miss some things too. Plus, knowing how Thief’s been shown, there’s probably more he could take.
Pinkie: Only NINE pirates? And they pillaged the whole town? Unlikely.
Spike: How do you mean? You can sail a ship with at least 3-4 men, right? Steering, sail maintenance, navigation…
Pinkie: Haven’t you played Assasin’s Creed 4: Black Flag? It takes at least 15-20 men for even a small gunboat! Bikke’s gotta have more men than that, surely.
Spike: True. But then again, Thief only said he SAW nine aboard, that doesn’t mean there aren’t more.
Pinkie: True, true…
Spike: Also, more “brilliant planning” from the Red MAGE dept. Ha!
Pinkie: Well, it certainly seems like these two will be teaming up!
Spike: Yeah, and I’ll go ahead and tell you his name now. This is Bikke the Pirate, and he’s…well, a pirate. ‘^^
Pinkie: Cool! BIKKE THE PIRATE! *giggles* Looks like he has a case of the rhymey-whimeys! X3
Spike: Good idea! So, Pinkie, what do you remember of the story so far?
Pinkie: Um…well, we started with BLACK MAGE and FIGHTER having recently gone on a fruitless quest to find a set of indestructible armor, and B.M. deciding to get their money back.
They find a sign looking for Light Warriors, and decide to apply for the job. They are followed along by a THIEF who hoodwinked them into signing a contract to make him part of their quest, and giving him first-dibs on all the gold and loot they get. The final member of the team is a RED MAGE, who views all of reality as a D&D-style RPG, and wishes to join for more XP. Also following them are WHITE MAGE, a member of some secret organization seeking to aid the Light Warriors on their quest, and her guardian BLACK BELT.
The Light Warriors are first sent by KING STEVE, the monarch of Corneria, to retrieve his daughter, PRINCESS SARAH, who had been kidnapped by GARLAND, who is a very inept villain.
Spike: Yeah, that’s putting it lightly. Heh!
Pinkie: *giggles* That’s for sure! X3
Anyways, they have, er…”rescued” the princess, and returned her to Corneria. In return for their work, King Steve builds a bridge for them…instead of, y’know, paying them or something. But regardless, the four Light Warriors journey to Pravoka to look for more work, but a Daemon seeking to destroy them ends up destroying the town instead, so they skip out there, and journey into the forests.
There, they find MATOYA, a witch who lives in a purple cave, who blackmails them into doing a quest by poisoning them. They are sent to retrieve her crystal ball, which she has lost; in return, she’ll pay them in Gil, and give them the antidote.
Spike: Also, Fighter got the Armoire of Invincibility.
Pinkie: After bumping into W.M. and B.B., camping for a bit, and them parting ways, the warriors set off again. Last we left off (as you can see), Garland has reappeared, and seems to be hiring a Pirate Dash—I mean, a PIRATE to do work for him!
Spike: Mk, good. Anything else we forgot?
Pinkie: Well, we’ve concluded that Princess Sarah is a villainess, but whether or not she’ll be someone they fight is unknown. Also, Thief is cool, R.M. is like Simmons from Red vs. Blue, and Garland hates Forest Imps.
Spike: Mk, that about covers it. Well, let’s get back to the comics!
Pinkie: *cough, cough* Wow, it’s gotten dusty in here! Look at all these cobwebs!
Imma need to get back into this thing, before ponies think it’s dead. @n@
((Mod: NO, this isn’t dead. I’ve just been going thru a lot, so it was only really practical to maintain one of these blogs. Sorry for the long hiatus. :(
But hopefully, I can get back to posting here again. Just lemme get caught up…))
Pinkie: …*checks surroundings*
Spike: …you got that feeling, too?
Pinkie: Yeah. Weird, it just seemed so…natural to think that, for some reason.
Spike: …huh….well, anyways, this is Bikke the Pirate Dash – I mean, Pirate. And uh…yeah, you’ll see. ‘^^
Spike: Hat’s off to RM, eh? X3
Pinkie: …Fighter…I am disappoint. It’s a universal rule that you shouldn’t ever TRY bring funny. That’s the exact moment when you stop being funny.