Pinkie: Why would they only ask for their names? Why not do something more military-minded? Like maybe recite the Elfland Guard’s motto or something?
Spike: …SERIOUSLY, HOW?!
Pinkie: Wait…I don’t get it.
Spike: It’s a joke on boys, Pinkie. -_-
Pinkie: No, I mean, why have an entirely separate barracks for ladies? I mean, do they have an entire female-only division? Why?
Spike: I don’t think they have a whole ladie’s division of the Elfland Guard, Pinkie. I think the reason they have a women’s barracks is cuz ladies have lady parts, and…well, if the Captain is any indication…
Pinkie: Ooooooh…. Nevermind then!
Pinkie: …oh boy. @3@
Spike: Y’know, there’s a limit to how many lucky coincidences I can believe in one sitting…
…this is crossing that limit slowly.
Pinkie: Well, this’ll either turn out really hilariously, or veeeeery bad for everypony.
Spike: *sigh* …
Pinkie: Y’know, that’s one thing I never understood about launching living beings as projectiles. The fact that they’re aware of their use. I mean, if you had a goose-zooka, what would stop the birds from just flying away?
Spike: Y’know, I think they did something like that for Crysis. Apparently, if you pirated the game, then all bullets - yours and the enemies - would become chickens. And you’d never get anywhere in the story, cuz you couldn’t do damage.
Pinkie: …so they’re Eldar?
Spike: No, they’re just regular elves. There’s a lot of tech in this world. ‘^^
Pinkie: Oh, ok. :)
Spike: Also, I dunno whether or not to point out that RM has “Elephant” misspelled…
Spike: Ahh…BM, BM. When will you learn…
Pinkie: …did Fighter just say something sensible?
Spike: I–… @_@