Demotivated Pinkie and Spike read 8-Bit Theater
Pinkie:  …how?

Spike:  Exactly.

Pinkie: …how?

Spike: Exactly.

Pinkie:  Why would they only ask for their names?  Why not do something more military-minded?  Like maybe recite the Elfland Guard’s motto or something?


Spike:  …SERIOUSLY, HOW?!

Pinkie: Why would they only ask for their names? Why not do something more military-minded? Like maybe recite the Elfland Guard’s motto or something?


Spike: …SERIOUSLY, HOW?!

Pinkie:  Huh…well, kudos to them?

Spike:  …HOW?!

Pinkie: Huh…well, kudos to them?

Spike: …HOW?!

Pinkie:  Wait…I don’t get it.

Spike:  It’s a joke on boys, Pinkie.  -_-

Pinkie:  No, I mean, why have an entirely separate barracks for ladies? I mean, do they have an entire female-only division?  Why?

Spike:  I don’t think they have a whole ladie’s division of the Elfland Guard, Pinkie.   I think the reason they have a women’s barracks is cuz ladies have lady parts, and…well, if the Captain is any indication…

Pinkie:  Ooooooh…. Nevermind then!

Pinkie: Wait…I don’t get it.

Spike: It’s a joke on boys, Pinkie. -_-

Pinkie: No, I mean, why have an entirely separate barracks for ladies? I mean, do they have an entire female-only division? Why?

Spike: I don’t think they have a whole ladie’s division of the Elfland Guard, Pinkie. I think the reason they have a women’s barracks is cuz ladies have lady parts, and…well, if the Captain is any indication…

Pinkie: Ooooooh…. Nevermind then!

Pinkie:  …oh boy.  @3@

Spike:  Y’know, there’s a limit to how many lucky coincidences I can believe in one sitting…
…this is crossing that limit slowly.

Pinkie:  Well, this’ll either turn out really hilariously, or veeeeery bad for everypony.

Pinkie: …oh boy. @3@

Spike: Y’know, there’s a limit to how many lucky coincidences I can believe in one sitting…
…this is crossing that limit slowly.

Pinkie: Well, this’ll either turn out really hilariously, or veeeeery bad for everypony.

demotivatedpinkie8bittheatre:

Spike:  *sigh* …

Pinkie:  Y’know, that’s one thing I never understood about launching living beings as projectiles.  The fact that they’re aware of their use.  I mean, if you had a goose-zooka, what would stop the birds from just flying away?

Spike:  Y’know, I think they did something like that for Crysis.  Apparently, if you pirated the game, then all bullets - yours and the enemies - would become chickens.  And you’d never get anywhere in the story, cuz you couldn’t do damage.

demotivatedpinkie8bittheatre:

Spike: *sigh* …

Pinkie: Y’know, that’s one thing I never understood about launching living beings as projectiles. The fact that they’re aware of their use. I mean, if you had a goose-zooka, what would stop the birds from just flying away?

Spike: Y’know, I think they did something like that for Crysis. Apparently, if you pirated the game, then all bullets - yours and the enemies - would become chickens. And you’d never get anywhere in the story, cuz you couldn’t do damage.

Pinkie:  …it fired a giant, didn’t it?

Spike:  …eeyup…

Pinkie: …it fired a giant, didn’t it?

Spike: …eeyup…

Pinkie:  …so they’re Eldar?

Spike:  No, they’re just regular elves.  There’s a lot of tech in this world.  ‘^^

Pinkie:  Oh, ok.  :)

Spike:  Also,  I dunno whether or not to point out that RM has “Elephant” misspelled…

Pinkie: …so they’re Eldar?

Spike: No, they’re just regular elves. There’s a lot of tech in this world. ‘^^

Pinkie: Oh, ok. :)

Spike: Also, I dunno whether or not to point out that RM has “Elephant” misspelled…

Spike:  Ahh…BM, BM.  When will you learn… 

Pinkie:  …did Fighter just say something sensible?

Spike:  I–…  @_@

Spike: Ahh…BM, BM. When will you learn…

Pinkie: …did Fighter just say something sensible?

Spike: I–… @_@

Pinkie:  AHA!  I knew it!  I knew he was elven!  8D

Spike:  Huh…why does it feel like this took forever to hit them?

Pinkie: AHA! I knew it! I knew he was elven! 8D

Spike: Huh…why does it feel like this took forever to hit them?